ur mum follows me

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

spookysmashingyounghero:

shmurdapunk:

hikergirl:

Peter Glazebrook is out of control.

Colossal carrot - 2014 (Picture: Nigel Roddis/REX (via Pictures of the day: 12 September 2014 - Telegraph))

Giant potato - 2010 (source)
Giant cauliflower - 2014 (Caters News)

this guy is so happy, he’s just doing his weird thing and no one can stop him

i feel like this man knows true joy

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

donutlikeu:

michael jordan sets us straight 

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

mysoulburns:

THANK YOU

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin


cramp:

can i be a stay-at-home parent but without the kids